ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASEBALL? I sure as hell am. I’m ready for this horrible winter to be over so I can get some cheap seats in the bleachers of my obnoxious New York baseball team’s stadium I root…Read More »
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Tinder Co-Founder Launching New Dating App Where Women Hold All The Power
Tinder is indisputably the leader in hookup / dating apps. It’s the gold standard, especially if you pay for that “Tinder Plus” bullshit. It’s also the world leader in creepy fucks trying to hit on girls in the most disgusting way possible.…Read More »
Man Burned By Piping Hot Applebee’s Fajitas Has Lawsuit Thrown Out
People of New Jersey, take note. If you order a plate full of delicious, sizzling fajitas, you’re assuming the risk that comes with it. A Westampton man who sued Applebee’s over grease burns he allegedly suffered while bowing his head…Read More »
DFW Sportscaster Shreds The Dallas Cowboys For Signing Greg Hardy
The lead sportscaster with ABC’s Dallas-Fort Worth affiliate is back with more piping hot NFL takes. Dale Hansen previously blew up the world wide web with his heartfelt Michael Sam take, then he called out local high school fans for…Read More »
Tinder Plus Is Going To Cost More If You’re Older Than 30
There are some things you’re just too old for. Apparently, Tinder is now one of them. Pack it up. Your golden years are behind you. According to Tinder’s new pricing model for Tinder Plus, they don’t want old balls scaring…Read More »
“True Detective” Season Two Casts Actual Porn Stars For A Giant Orgy Scene
What’s the only thing that could possibly improve on the exercise in television anthology perfection that is HBO’s “True Detective”? If you answered “A massive, full-blown orgy scene starring actual porn stars” then congratulations, you’re some kind of clairvoyant, or…Read More »
Minnesota Twins Offering A Bloody Mary Topped With Slice of Pizza For Some Reason
You all know how I feel about the MLB snack game. You’ve heard it all from me this season. The Diamondbacks are rocking the Churro Dog, the Texas Rangers have an All-Bacon concession stand AND an All-Fried Food concession stand.…Read More »
People Are NOT Happy With Tinder’s Big Update
Tinder released their biggest update yet today, making the in-app purchases like “Rewind” and “Passport” official. You know what else is official? The shit has officially hit the fan according to the app’s reviews in the App Store. The update…Read More »
Old Guy Dies At His Desk, Nobody Noticed For Two Whole Days
For those of us in our early twenties, this story is going to be like looking into the future, because with student loan payments breathing down our necks and taxes out the wazoo, we’ll be lucky to get about a…Read More »
Mom Of The Year Leaves Baby At Doughnut Shop So She Can Get More Doughnuts
It’s been a pretty up and down week for the pastry you hate to love, the Doughnut. A Minor League Baseball Team changed the cruller game forever by putting a hot dog in a Krispy Kreme donut, but then it…Read More »
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