Seattle has a reputation for being the cleanest, greenest major city in the only country that matters. So when you hear about a chain-smoking car passenger destroying the facial construction of the driver over a cigarette, you wouldn’t typically think…Read More »
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eHarmony Recruits Fred Durst To Direct Their Commercials
eHarmony, one of the Internet’s largest dating sites, known for their commercials featuring smiling, happy couples, an instrumental version of “This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)” and an adorable little girl pretending to be the granddaughter of eHarmony founder Dr.…Read More »
The World’s Greatest Redneck Also Has The World’s Greatest Vine Account
Yeah, Vine is still around. It’s still awesome. Here’s a guy who calls himself “Alabama Boss,” and you can probably guess where we’re going from here. The guy has nearly 700,000 followers on Vine, but in fairness, about 400,000 of…Read More »
Do You Drive On One Of The 10 Worst Freeways In The US?
Google Maps shared some of its traffic data with Mashable to see which freeways in the US are the worst. It’s a Murderer’s Row of bright red tail lights and shattered dreams. As I sit on my nightly commute home…Read More »
The Official USMNT Hype Video Is Extremely Powerful
You’ve seen all the amateur hype videos for USA-Belgium, but the USMNT just released their official hype video and it’s spectacular. We’re through the Group of Death and into the knockout rounds. Seriously, this is amazing. [h/t SB Nation]
This Is Why Being An Uber Driver Won’t Make You Rich
So, you know those people claiming that they’re making six figures as Uber drivers? Yeah, I don’t have to tell you that they’re full of shit. Uber claims that you can make up to $90,000 a year as an Uber…Read More »
OkCupid Date From Hell Ends With Guy Stealing Date’s Phone, Throwing Water On Her
Imagine you’re a 22-year-old college student that meets a nice guy on OKCupid, you start talking online for a couple of weeks, then you decide to meet up in person. You go out to a bar/restaurant in the city, have…Read More »
EPA Employees Had To Be Told To Stop Shitting In Hallways
Something about this news story stinks. Literally. According to an email obtained by Government Executive, Management at the EPA office in Denver, Colorado to all staff, begging them to cease all inappropriate bathroom behavior and toilet humor, including actually taking…Read More »
Mike Judge Says “Office Space” Made TGI Friday’s A Better Place
“Office Space”, the greatest office movie of all time, which has given us so many gifts already ― such as TPS Reports, hatred of fax machines and the worst boss of all time, Bill Lumbergh ― has given us yet another…Read More »
