Quite impressive. Would’ve probably tried to break into an airport bar if I was stuck overnight, but you gotta respect the hustle here. [h/t Gawker]
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Jurgen Klinsmann Wrote America A Permission Slip To Miss Work Today
USA! USA! USA! Tell your boss to shove it today. Jurgen Klinsmann says America needs you. It’s signed and everything. Although, I’m not sure what the “signature of approval” line is all about. Whatever. Who cares. Let’s do this.
This Map Shows The Richest Person In Each State
Looking to borrow some cash? Mom and Dad tired of loaning out 20s for a bottle of Barefoot and a Hot-N-Ready to get you through until payday? Has your financial situation caused you to look into the sugar daddy/mama market? Movoto has…Read More »
#AfterSex Selfies Are The Newest Terrible Trend On Instagram
First, it was Instagram selfies of the regular variety. Then came the Instagram try-hards and their legion of #blessed/#lovemylife/#LYLAS photos littered across your feed. Now, it’s the #Aftersex selfie. The idea is that you take a selfie, presumably after having…Read More »
This Swiss Midfielder Will Have All Of Your Women
Swiss Midfielder, Xerdan Shaqiri is your new “hey, girl” meme. [via SB Nation]
This Guy Features A Girl’s Massive Rack In Every Yelp Review He Writes
If there’s one thing that most people appreciate about Yelp, it’s helpful people taking pictures of food so that we know what to expect. If there’s one thing people appreciate about the Internet, it’s boobs. Thankfully, a hero by the…Read More »
Zara Wants Children To Look Like Concentration Camp Prisoners
While it’s true that many popular clothing trends get their cues from past fashion styles, and it’s much easier and more profitable to recycle an old idea, brand it as “retro” and call it a day, I don’t really think…Read More »
Ben Affleck Had A Little Trouble In Vegas This Weekend
I guess some guys just can’t handle Vegas. Actor Ben Affleck has been banned from playing blackjack at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas, allegedly for counting cards. Sources say that he’s still allowed in the Casino and can…Read More »
This Guy Secretly Posts Pictures Of Naked Old Dudes In His Instagram Feed (NSFW)
Nathan Fielder has a TV show premiering in a few weeks. Nathan Fielder knows that the best way to get famous before getting really famous is by going viral. It’s the Kim Kardashian fame model, except he’s not hot and…Read More »
“Kinda Retired Guy” Wants Female Roommate To Maybe Have Sex With Him In Desperate Craigslist Ad
I’ll just leave this here. I respect the honesty. “You can see what my ebay site look like on face book google duh_usa.” A patriot, I see. Sounds like the perfect roommate. No deposit! Your deposit will be you just…Read More »
