Being an army veteran and deployed to Afghanistan, I can understand the frustration of not seeing a woman over 18 and under 60 for a year’s time, however I had unlimited amount of dirt floor to waste-a-wad on. On a…Read More »
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Twitter User’s Manziel Bet Becomes A Viral Nightmare
Before this Saturday’s NFL preseason matchup against the Cleveland Browns and the St. Louis Rams, Twitter user Fisher Knight made a playful bet that became a horrible financial reality. Rams vs Browns tonight. If Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football & gives…Read More »
There’s A FitBit For Your Dong That Tracks How Good You Are At Sex
Have you ever been curious about if you’re actually decent in bed or not? Want to improve your sexual performance so as to not be a complete and utter disappointment in the sack? Well, much like everything else these days…Read More »
Bill Murray Crashes Random Bachelor Party, Gives Incredible Speech
“You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living?” BILL FUCKING MURRAY. The legend himself crashed a random bachelor party over the weekend and dropped some insanely profound, hilarious wisdom on some random dudes in Charleston,…Read More »
Plan To Split California Into Six States May Have Enough Signatures To Get On Ballot
Okay, we know that Tupac and Dr. Dre said that “California knows how to party,” but if the “Six Californias” initiative has its way, we may soon have to ask “Which one?” “Six Californias” is a non-profit organization run by…Read More »
Congressman’s Aide Loses Job After Pornstar Tweets A Picture Of His Dong
Is anyone keeping count? Because I think Twitter has killed more political careers than Woodward and Bernstein at this point. Watergate’s got nothing on Twittergate. Adam Kuhn, the chief of staff to Ohio Republican Representative Steve Stivers, has resigned after…Read More »
Jimmy Fallon’s “House Of Cards” Spoof Is Disturbingly Spot-On
Fallon’s newest “Tonight Show Digital Original” takes on the Netflix hit series “House of Cards” and, despite being a bit behind the curve on this one, knocks it out of the park. The end of the second video is worthy…Read More »
College Senior Leaves His University With A Great Parting Shot On His Final Tuition Bill
With the cost of college education skyrocketing in the last decade, some students are fed up with being extorted and are resorting to awesome ways to get back at their universities. As was the case with Andrew Magbee, a 24-year-old senior…Read More »
Want To Get Fired? Wear This
So many bad fashion choices revolve around shorts. For men, the dubious cargos of the 90’s and early 00’s, as well as jorts in general, still linger in the dregs of society. For women, the grandma look is in vogue…Read More »
This Couple Threw One Hell Of An SEC-Themed Wedding
Oh, Rocky Top. Ohhhhhhhhh, Rocky Top. Never change. University of Tennessee fan, Robby Lowe, decided that he wanted to leave no doubt that he and his wife were the biggest Vols fans in the world. Thus, he threw the most…Read More »
