Shaq can ball, as proven by his four NBA championship titles. Shaq can crack clever jokes, as proven by his always entertaining analysis on Inside The NBA. Shaq can also dance really well, as proven in his All-Star game exploits…Read More »
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Ranking The Top 10 Beer States In America
Ahh, beer, our national pastime. Thanks to the rise in microbreweries and craft breweries across every state in our great nation, it’s a truly great time to be a beer drinker. They’re popping up like pimples on a 15-year-old’s face…Read More »
PayPal Exec Got Hammered On Bourbon Street, Started Shit Talking His Employees On Twitter, Got Fired
My mom always taught me that if didn’t have anything nice to say, I should just tweet it out for everyone to read. She also told me to stop eating glue all the time, but I’m a rebel. Anyway, it’s…Read More »
Domino’s Has Changed The Drunk Food Game Forever
If there truly is such a thing as #FoodPorn, Domino’s Pizza’s newest menu offering should be filed under NSFHC: Not Safe For Human Consumption. Domino’s announced on Monday that they’ve gone completely batshit crazy and showed it by offering the…Read More »
Graphic Designer Responds To Craigslist Job Posting With A Bunch Of Penis-Shaped Logos
Leson #1 of the internet: Don’t look for/post jobs on Craigslist. Some people never learn, like this couple who just wanted to open an authentic, family-owned Italian restaurant called “Tomato Tomato,” presumably to be pronounced “To-may-to, To-mah-to.” How cute. I’m…Read More »
The World’s Second Richest Asshole Says We Should Only Work Three Days A Week
Just when you thought that Carlos Slim, Mexican Billionaire, business magnate, genius investor and the once-and-future richest man in the world, couldn’t get any cooler, well, he just became exponentially more awesome by adding “hero of the working man” to…Read More »
Here’s What You’re Eating When You’re Hungover Tomorrow: CHICK-FIL-A PIZZA
Oh my god, you guys. From what my highly trained eye can tell, this is what you need: -Generic homemade pizza crust (Boboli, perhaps) -Three things of Chick-fil-a Sauce -One order of Chick-fil-a fries, medium -One order, 10-count, Chick-fil-a nuggets…Read More »
Worst Boyfriend Ever Dumps His Girlfriend With An Instagram Hashtag
High school kids are the worst, as showcased by this story sweeping the internet today. His Instagram account has since been set to private, but since this is the internet and screen shots exist of everything, we’ve got your back. He…Read More »
Snapchat Unveils Massive Update With Text Messaging, iPhone-to-Android Video Calls
I’m really not sure how Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel does it. The dude’s 23 years old, invented an app that specializes in making all the girls get nekkid, turned down billions from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to buy said app,…Read More »
This Is What It’s Like To Ride The Tallest Waterslide In The World
The much anticipated Verruckt is supposed to open at some point at Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, Kansas this summer. You couldn’t pay me enough to ride this.
