“You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living?” BILL FUCKING MURRAY. The legend himself crashed a random bachelor party over the weekend and dropped some insanely profound, hilarious wisdom on some random dudes in Charleston,…Read More »
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This Map Shows The Largest Employers In Each State
You ever been in a city and thought to yourself, “Good lord, everyone works for the same company…”? Well, Broadview Networks created a map that shows the largest employers in each US state. Surprisingly enough, a lot of them are universities.…Read More »
A Zoo In China Will Pay You $32k A Year To Be A PANDA NANNY
Drop whatever it is you’re doing right now. Write up that two-weeks notice letter and pack your bags for the Far East. The Giant Panda Protection and Research Center is hiring panda nannies. Yes. Panda nannies. That’s a real job with…Read More »
World’s Worst Coworker Calls In Bomb Threats, Sends Horrifying Emails To Get Out Of Work
Some days, you just can’t do it. You’re run down. You have too much to take care of in your personal life and you just can’t go work. Hey, I don’t blame you. You gotta do what you gotta do.…Read More »
Look At All The Ridiculous Things Each State Googles The Most
We assume Texas loves football, California loves surfing and Florida loves…well, I don’t know what Florida loves, but it probably involves setting their neighbor’s property on fire. Have we ever truly known what each state is interested in the most? Estately…Read More »
Seattle Lyft Driver Gets His Nose Broken By Angry Passenger, Posts Graphic Photo To Facebook
Seattle has a reputation for being the cleanest, greenest major city in the only country that matters. So when you hear about a chain-smoking car passenger destroying the facial construction of the driver over a cigarette, you wouldn’t typically think…Read More »
How Much Your Favorite Band Would Cost To Play A Private Show?
Who doesn’t dream of someday having the kind of “fuck you money” where they could just pay for their favorite band to come play their party? Ever since kids entered crazy contests to try to get [fill in the pop…Read More »
Stephen Colbert Has A Great Idea For How “Mad Men” Should End
This would be the perfect ending to a brilliant series. Would answer so many questions.
8 Things You Definitely Didn’t Know About “Tommy Boy”
“Tommy Boy” stands as the ultimate “buddy comedy” of the 1990s. Chris Farley and David Spade in their prime, the DiMaggio and Mantle of ’90s comedy. So why not learn a little bit more about it? Chris Farley got in a…Read More »
