People I haven’t talked to in over 15 years giving me LinkedIn endorsements. PGP.

Adjusting my federal withholding to make it feel like I got a raise. PGP

Always volunteering to pick up lunch so I can extend that break from work an extra 20 minutes. PGP

I caused a toilet to overflow in my floor’s bathroom and everyone knows it. PGP.

Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp

Paper toilet seat covers. PGP.

Vending machine lunches. PGP.