People I haven’t talked to in over 15 years giving me LinkedIn endorsements. PGP.
Adjusting my federal withholding to make it feel like I got a raise. PGP
Always volunteering to pick up lunch so I can extend that break from work an extra 20 minutes. PGP
I caused a toilet to overflow in my floor’s bathroom and everyone knows it. PGP.
Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp
Paper toilet seat covers. PGP.
Vending machine lunches. PGP.