Having nightmares about checking your inbox on Monday morning.
Filling out a bracket that’s worth no money just because you’re bored. PGP
Had to fly home for my parent’s anniversary. Guess I’m not eating next month.
Coworker brought in leftovers from a party she hosted. Today I am eating like I don’t want my pants to fit anymore.
Company is changing health insurance plans. Begin the company wide complaining. #PGP
All work and no play driving Jack Torrance to try and kill his family. PGP.
Does my pee smell like coffee, or does the coffee smell like pee? PGP.
Allergy meds and coffee being the closest you’ve come to speedballing since spring break senior year. PGP.
How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.
Taking a lint roller to professional sporting events. PGP.
Relying on two pills per day…that aren’t Adderall. PGP.
Your boss consulting you on fireworks that you can’t afford. PGP.