I just spent four minutes watching a Bel Biv DeVoe music video. PGP.
My Friendsgiving leftovers finally went bad. PGP.
Using the rent money for New Year’s Eve. PGP.
“What’s your BBM pin?”
“I’ll be getting up for work in a little over 30 hours.” PGP.
“Maybe if I open this bottle of wine I’ll actually get some sleep tonight.” PGP.
“I’m pretty much not doing any work until next Tuesday.” PGP.
“You’ll be on your way to work in about 12 hours.” PGP.
Suddenly becoming a diehard fan of your boss’s favorite team. PGP.
The coworker with the worst body odor always sitting next to you in meetings. PGP.
A disgruntled employee CC’ed the entire division in an angry email to our boss, so a cop has been patrolling the office. PGP.
Finally accepting your mortality as you approach the age of 30. PGP.