Shooting the breeze. PGP
My ex gf got engaged last night. Thank god!
I have three bosses.
Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP
According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.
Getting a second job. PGP.
Wedding Saturday. Still hung over Monday.
Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.
Actually being sick on a sick day.
There is a line at the copier. PGP.
Coffee induced paranoia. PGP
No one watches my snapchat stories anymore. #PGP