Boss gone jeans on. PGP
It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP
Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP
I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.
I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.
My manager asked me to put a list together for a business trip. In other news, my happy hour crew is eating and drinking on the company card this week. PGPM
Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while
I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.
Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.
Elevator small talk. PGP.
Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP