Someone forgot to turn off the coffee pot after killing it. PGP.
Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.
Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”
Strained an ab muscle at my desk today because I stretched too hard during a yawn.
Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….
Kicked the bathroom door down and slipped on the wet floor. PGP
The stampede that ensues after the “there’s leftovers from last night’s event in the kitchen” email. PGP.
Dreamt I overdrafted my checking account buying Chipotle. PGP.
Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.
The company being too cheap to provide anything other than 1-ply in the bathrooms. PGP.
Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP
“It feels like the first time” runs through my head whenever I land an unused toilet for the morning deuce. PGP