“Student at Univ…” head-tilted profile pics on LinkedIn making me feel promiscuous. PGP.
Screw billables, I want bagels. PGP.
Should’ve invented Tumblr. PGP.
“I’ll be in recovery mode until Thursday, possibly Friday.” PGP.
“Were you able to catch the end of the game last night?” PGP.
Getting your hair cut short to hide the grays. PGP.
Getting connected with an ex on Tinder. PGP.
The fast food carousel. Round and round we go. PGP.
Actually keeping and using the discount dockets from receipts. PGP.
Referring to your long walk across the parking lot as your “morning workout.” PGP.
Made out with a coworker on Friday. Get assigned project with them on Monday. PGP.
Reading your spam emails to try and look busy. PGP.