Couldn’t go to the Catalina Wine Mixer because of work. PGP.
If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.
My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.
The Facebook memories feature has been nothing but photos from freshman year for the last 2 weeks. PGP.
I’m most self-conscience about the abnormally high number of icons on my desktop. PGP.
Explaining to an older coworker what a meme is.
The dream is a personal bathroom in the office. PGP
Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.
Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.
Had to walk to the bathroom on other side of the building because all the stalls were taken. It was 8am. PGP.
Learned to say “not my job” before learning what my job actually was. PGP
I wonder what millionaires would think if they knew that the people managing their money can’t remember to flush the toilet. PGP.