The empty cubicle has now become the wall of delivery menus. PGP.
The most important thing every work morning is checking the fridge to make sure no one stole my creamer! PGP.
Every single one of my coworkers forgot my birthday. PGP.
When the guy in the next cubicle clips his fingernails, they somehow land on my keyboard. Every single time. PGP.
Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.
The only “present” I got for my 26th birthday was a health insurance bill. PGP.
Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.
The riskiest thing I’ve done all week is download software without IT’s permission. PGP.
Weekly coveting Leslie Knope’s attire on Parks and Rec
Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.
Still buying and loving Lunchables. PGP.
Dreading your coworkers’ attempts at April Fools