My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

My boss just used the phrase “in that aspect” twice in the same sentence. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Using the fear of Ebola as an excuse for not going to the gym. PGP.

Got in trouble for setting my chat status to “Checked out.” PGP.

The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP.

Thursdays are like getting blue balled by the weekend. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Convincing yourself that taking the stairs once a day counteracts your horrendously unhealthy eating habits. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Christmas Eve is considered a mandatory workday in my office. PGP.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

Expensing a black car to the airport two weeks into an entry level job. PGPM.

I missed football on Saturday to meet with a customer. Then they canceled after kickoff. PGP.

Office bathroom is right outside my door. My boss ate Mexican for lunch. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.