I’m running out of internet over here. PGP.

Beginning to find business casual rather arousing and attractive. PGP.

Sharing a Google calendar with your significant other. PGP.

The fast food carousel. Round and round we go. PGP.

Unexpected rain on the half day you took off to golf. PGP.

“What do you all want to do for lunch today?” PGP.

George Costanza’s character makes infinitely more sense now. PGP.

Seeing the same person in the bathroom three different times in one day. PGP.

Having to work early being the reason that you don’t go home with that hottie from the bar. PGP.

Trading in your chill-to-pull ratio for a quote-to-sale ratio. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Knowing the names of your coworkers pets. PGP.