I would have never been friends with my “best friend” from work in college. PGP.

Purposely not using the shortcuts in Excel. PGP.

Opting, without hesitation, for overdraft protection. PGP.

Having second thoughts about taking the last drink from the water cooler so you don’t have to change the jug. PGP.

Calling your own office phone from your cell phone underneath the desk so a coworker will stop talking to you. PGP.

Looking forward to listening to sports talk radio on your morning commute. PGP.

She caught the bouquet. PGP.

Running out of all means of procrastination by 10am. PGP.

Fell asleep before my 8pm fantasy football draft. PGP.

In no way am I embarrassed to pick up random change off the ground. PGP.

Considering mutiny after the office switches to off-brand coffee. PGP.

Coffee-fueled text convos with friends before 8am. PGP.