Going to a late night movie and passing out in your theater seat because it’s past your normal bedtime. PGP.

Your boss being a complete ass every time he tries to quit smoking. PGP.

The office vending machine always running out of Diet Coke before anything else. PGP.

Being single and having married friends. PGP.

Spending Labor Day filling out job applications. PGP.

Getting dolled up for church, because you might meet someone there. PGP.

Spending way too much money at Bed Bath & Beyond for a wedding registry, because everyone else bought all the cheap gifts. PGP.

Using Facebook birthdays to cull your friends list. PGP.

Experimenting with facial hair over the long weekend. PGP.

The amount of emails waiting for you after a long weekend. PGP.

Your normal Monday alarm ruining your plans to sleep in on Labor Day. PGP.

Networking at AA meetings. PGP.