Just scheduled a Stanley Steemer appointment. PGP.

Finding out the hard way which of your dishes are not microwave safe. PGP.

Tired of eating leftovers but not being able to afford to waste food. PGP.

Not expecting midnight birthday texts because none of your friends stay up that late. PGP.

Having to take a half day for a gynecology appointment. PGP.

Looking both ways before opening a NSFW email. PGP.

Waking up more exhausted than when you went to bed, despite getting a solid eight hours of sleep. PGP.

Leaving work and still seeing your coworkers in traffic. PGP.

Making a vacation budget that includes more money for alcohol than food. PGP.

Overhearing two older, overweight coworkers arguing about whose divorce settlement was worse. PGP.

Succumbing to dating websites. PGP.

I wonder when I will get promoted to the job that I am already doing. PGP.