The mental debate on whether or not to say “Bless you!” on a coworker’s third consecutive sneeze. PGP.

Unintentionally forcing your manager to pee next to you in the short urinal. PGP.

“Adobe Reader updates are ready to install.” PGP.

Only needing a 30 minute sleep timer on the TV after 10pm. PGP.

“This conversation doesn’t leave this office.” PGP.

Watching MasterChef while eating something you made from a box. PGP.

Untucking your shirt on casual Friday so your gut doesn’t look as bad. PGP.

Monday hangovers for the next 17 weeks. PGP.

Overqualified, underpaid. PGP.

The “shared workspace” that is a step down from a cubicle. PGP.

Having to record the second half of Monday Night Football. PGP.

Letting your dog poop in the neighbor’s yard to send a message that it’s time for him to mow it. PGP.