Butchering someone’s name in a cold call. PGP.

“Can I substitute the french fries for a side salad?” PGP.

Wishing you had that strong corporate flush at home. PGP.

My only plant died. PGP.

My drug dealer wears a white coat and has an M.D. PGP.

Email attachment file size limits. PGP.

Small talk with your boss at the sink after hearing him destroy the bathroom stall next to you. PGP.

“Yeah, we needed it!” being your response to every office conversation about rain. PGP.

Getting kicked off of your parents’ family plan and not being able to afford your data plan. PGP.

Putting everything on the credit card and telling yourself “I’ll deal with it later.” PGP.

Having a surplus of fortune cookies because the take out place always thinks it’s dinner for two. PGP.

When the one day of the year the office actually caters lunch is also the one day you brought yours from home. PGP.