My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

Interns treating you like an adult and not a friend or potential hookup. PGP.

Finally understanding what it means to live “paycheck to paycheck.” PGP.

Stocking up on plastic silverware at Chipotle because you’re too broke to buy real silverware. PGP.

Working harder at not working than you would if you were actually doing something productive. PGP.

Thinking about going back to your alma mater for a weekend and then remembering you don’t have any friends left in college. PGP.

I didn’t save 15% on my car insurance when I switched to GEICO. PGP.

When walking up the stairs to the office is the only exercise you get all day. PGP.

Actually paying attention to the traffic reports on the radio. PGP.

Not understanding the payroll cycle, resulting in weekly bouts of borderline poverty. PGP.

But there IS paper in “tray 1.” I JUST CHECKED! PGP.

That initial gag reflex after taking a straight shot. PGP.