My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.
Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.
I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.
Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.
The customer is never right. PGP.
Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.
The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. PGP.
Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.
Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.
Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.
Praying there’s a hot secretary when you drop something off at another company’s office. PGP.