White rice or brown rice? Black beans or pinto beans? Steak or chicken? PGP.

The handicapped stall in the office is bigger than the bathroom in my apartment. PGP.

Overhearing a guy in his cube confirming his 2 o’clock vasectomy for next week. PGP.

Went to bed early to get 8 hours of sleep for once. Still woke up after 6 hours. PGP.

Looking forward to chiropractor visits. PGP.

Habitually taking out your company keycard as you approach doors that don’t require it. PGP.

Had to skip lunch because iOS 7 took so long to download. PGP.

Arriving to happy hour 10 minutes before it ends and ordering enough drinks to last until you leave. PGP.

Not being able to eat anything without at least one coworker commenting on your food. PGP.

Wearing running shoes with your suit on your walk to work. PGP.

Email conversations with friends instead of texts. PGP.

Realizing that all the extra effort to get a double minor really wasn’t worth it. PGP.