“I know it sounds like a pyramid scheme, but…” PGP.

What does “turnt up” mean? PGP.

The guy who always forgets his wallet but “is good for it.” PGP.

Having no shame about calling your mother for basic cooking advice. PGP.

Office Space is becoming depressingly relatable. PGP.

Cubicles are the graveyards of hopes and dreams. PGP.

People I don’t even know asked me how my vacation was. PGP.

Your twenties are just one payment plan after another. PGP.

I’ve got 99 problems and most of them are work related. PGP.

“Table for one.” PGP.

Taking a Xanax before every interview. PGP.

The instant 180 when you see all the stalls are taken. PGP.