Staying in on the weekend to recover from a cold before Monday. PGP.

Every morning being a countdown to lunch, and every afternoon being a countdown to 5 o’clock. PGP.

Creating a spreadsheet of local happy hours and their deals for each day of the week. PGP.

Waiting until after 5pm to make moves in the office fantasy football league that your manager is in. PGP.

I don’t bleed blood. I bleed coffee. PGP.

Going to lunch not because you’re hungry, but just to get away from your desk. PGP.

Being nowhere near where you thought you’d be at this stage in life. PGP.

Pandora. Candy Crush. Netflix. Repeat. PGP.

The guy that loves to talk about his weekend plans at the urinal. PGP.

Becoming addicted to non-addictive sleep aids. PGP.

Waking up so early for work that “Paid Programming” is still on every channel. PGP.

“Maybe it went to your spam folder.” PGP.