Getting caught off guard by auto-draft bill pay. PGP.

Having a false sense of job security because you’re in the office fantasy football league. PGP.

Offering to drive your coworkers to lunch, and then remembering that your backseat is covered with fast food wrappers. PGP.

When is nap time? PGP.

Pulling your hamstring during a company softball game. PGP.

Trying to keep your birthday a secret from coworkers to avoid awkward hugs, gifts, parties, etc. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

Getting drunk at Red Lobster. PGP.

My fantasy football trash-talk email chain now has pictures of my friend’s kids being sent through it. PGP.

I am out of food this weekend. Instead of going grocery shopping, I just bought two Hot-N-Readies. PGP.

What the hell is TomorrowWorld? PGP.

Ordering things online just so you have something to look forward to. PGP.