Discussing how nice the weather outside is while sitting at your desk. PGP.

Bathroom envy of the other floors in the building. PGP.

Wishing you had something witty to add to that email chain. PGP.

Arranging your cubicle so that no one can see your computer screen without your consent. PGP.

Saying “let me check my schedule” when you know it’s wide open. PGP.

Losing important emails in a maze of Outlook folders and sub-folders. PGP.

Watching the wallet and the waistline. PGP.

Playing the “Life” board game isn’t even fun anymore. Now it’s just painfully real. PGP.

The coworkers that expect you to explode with joy when they bring their babies to work. PGP.

Having the same spreadsheet up for two months. PGP.

Setting up picture frames solely to use the reflections to see behind you without turning around. PGP.

A coffee thermos and Tupperware. What the hell is happening to me? PGP.