Accidentally saying “peace” before hanging up on a client call. PGP.

Only going to lunch with coworkers who use the magic words: “I’m buying.” PGP.

Pulled my groin playing corporate kickball. PGP.

Completely understanding why Michael hated Toby. PGP.

Unsolicited career advice from those who are unqualified to give it. PGP.

That feeling of disappointment when someone takes “your” parking spot after lunch. PGP.

I’ve started playing racquetball, and I really enjoy it. PGP.

My girlfriend, parents, and bad friends have all pointed out my thinning hair. PGP.

Faking it till you make it. PGP.

Going apeshit after a 6% raise. PGP.

Crushing it at work. Candy Crush, that is. PGP.

14,173 days, 6 hours, 56 minutes and 39 seconds until retirement. PGP.