Liking an engagement photo on Instagram because you think it increases your chances of getting invited to the wedding. PGP.

Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.

Actually paying attention to life advice from a cab driver. PGP.

“If you pay for my drinks, I’ll let you have my Netflix password.” PGP.

The same buddy you blacked out with on Friday trying to sell you life insurance on Monday. PGP.

Catching your belt loop on the door handle and ripping it clean off. PGP.

Bragging about how much sleep you got last night. PGP.

Forgetting to put your mug under the Keurig spout before it pours what would’ve been your coffee. PGP.

Being able to guess the age of the guy in the stall next to you within a decade because age and the ability to destroy a toilet are directly proportional. PGP.

Unapologetically stocking up on Chipotle’s superior plasticware. PGP.

The guy who puts his Twitter handle in his email signature. PGP.

Nailing the phone interview, flunking the face-to-face. PGP.