Being envious of kindergarteners because they get nap time. PGP.

Using the hand dryer in the bathroom as a clothing dryer because you spilled something on your pants. PGP.

Losing all the internet discipline you had when you first began your job. PGP.

Your retired parents partying late on weekdays. PGP.

Relying heavily on the “Do Not Disturb” feature of office messenger. PGP.

I can hear the person in the cubicle next to me breathing. It sounds labored. PGP.

Having to feign excitement when your boss shows you photos of his kids in their Halloween costumes. PGP.

Going to a concert relatively sober. PGP.

That one coworker who always asks you to bring something them something back when you’re walking out the door for lunch. PGP.

I thought my cubical was going to be temporary. Just received my nameplate to go with it. PGP.

My company has a policy that dictates what color pen I can use. PGP.

Falling asleep before the end of every single World Series game. PGP.