The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Making eye contact with the boss in the parking lot and then giving him the better space. PGP.

Actually becoming proficient with the phonetic alphabet from having to spell so many things over the phone. PGP.

My coworker sends an email and then walks to my desk to ask if I saw it. He hand-delivers emails. PGP.

Accidentally sending a Gchat in all caps because you’ve been working in Excel. PGP.

“It’s only 8pm” is the new “It’s only midnight.” PGP.

“I’m emailing you as a follow up to our conversation earlier.” PGP.

Going the speed limit to work and doing 20 over when you get off. PGP.

Using those black binder clips from work as chip bag clips at home. PGP.

When the cashier at the grocery says, “I can tell you’re single,” when ringing you up. PGP.

Using your Friday night to “get organized.” PGP.

When your boss follows you on Twitter. PGP.