Brennan Huff thinking his therapist was his girlfriend. PGP.

The fire alarm went off in my office building this morning. I was genuinely disappointed to find out it was just a drill. PGP.

Planned on taking a power nap before going out, woke up five hours later. PGP.

Nice weather? Don’t want to be at work. Shitty weather? Don’t want to be at work. PGP.

Late night Taco Bell just tastes like regret now. PGP.

Carpool lanes, pit stains, migraines. PGP.

Spending more time trying to think of an email subject than actually writing the email itself. PGP.

When the guy in the office next to your cube takes all of his conference calls on speakerphone with his door wide open. PGP.

Had a craving for something sweet so I went with Red Bull instead of my usual coffee. Now I can hear my own heartbeat. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Hoping nobody notices you park in the designated visitor spots every day. PGP.

The coworker who talks about work-related issues nonstop while on your lunch break every single day. PGP.