That person in the office who tries to sound intelligent by making emails way too long and way too complicated. PGP.

Taking a selfie at your desk without turning the flash off. PGP.

When the idea of drinking with your mom becomes less absurd than it used to be. PGP.

Still getting rejection letters after you’ve accepted an offer. PGP.

Never having any “big plans” for the weekend when coworkers ask. PGP.

Sometimes when people walk by my desk I just pick up the phone and yell “SELL! SELL! SELL!” PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

My sociopathic ability to smile, mingle, and act interested is twice what it was in college. PGP.

Asking a coworker about the hot new girl and finding out it’s her daughter. PGP.

Yelling “I’m still here!” when the automatic lights go out. PGP.

Putting your car vents on high to try and finish blow drying your hair on the way to work. PGP.

I swear the night cleaning crew stole my headphones. PGP.