Feeling crippled by the lingering flu shot pain. PGP.

My wife reminding me that “it’s trash day” for the past 5 years. PGP.

Actually being a serious competitor in the corporation-wide chili cook off. PGP.

Watching Office Space. I would kill for a job at Initech. PGP.

Commuting east during sunrise, and west during sunset. PGP.

Half chicken, half steak gets you double meat on your burrito for free. PGP.

“STOP PUTTING THINGS IN THE BLENDER!” – Coworker on the phone with her children. PGP.

That guy who coughs directly into his phone during a conference call. PGP.

When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.

Standing in line for the microwave. PGP.

Jerking awake to find four pages of “ssssssssssssssssss” in the middle of your document. PGP.

Always being paranoid that your bosses are talking about you when they close their office doors. PGP.