An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.

Daily battles for control of the thermostat. PGP.

When a coworker messages me “haha” and I can see them and they’re not fucking laughing. PGP.

I just alphabetized the shit out of my filing cabinet. PGP.

“I wonder if they’ll let us leave early today.” PGP.

The passive-aggressive red “busy” dot on Gchat. PGP.

My boss marks every email with “High Importance.” PGP.

I asked for a vacuum for Christmas. PGP.

Drawing your boss’s name for Secret Santa. PGP.

Putting a microwave dinner on a plate to make it look homemade. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

Being genuinely excited that you hit 35 mph during the commute home. PGP.