Losing your security badge. PGP.

Being furiously jealous of the senior coworkers who hoarded all their vacation and are out until 2014. PGP.

Focusing more on the free food than the topic at hand during lunch meetings. PGP.

Referring to your cubicle as your office. PGP.

“My college football team is done for the season” depression. PGP.

Can’t I just get straight cash for Christmas? PGP.

My dad asked me if my insurance was an HMO or PPO. I have no idea what that means. PGP.

Got flagged by IT for typing “WTF?” in an email. PGP.

Physically at the desk. Mentally at the bar. PGP.

Thinking “Well theres 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back” after a meeting. PGP.

Trying to figure out what to buy your parents who can afford infinitely more than you for Christmas. PGP.

Getting tips on how to make friends in the office from your mother. PGP.