Needing a 5-hour Energy before you go out on the weekend because you’re used to being in bed before midnight. PGP.

Stealing toilet paper from the office for home use. PGP.

Forgetting to put a client on mute before letting out a distinct groan and cursing their name. PGP.

That moment of panic before checking your bank account. PGP.

Your boss stopping you to chat as you are about to poop your pants. PGP.

Game shows, soap operas and reruns on your day off. PGP.

They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.

Shamefully shouting out of the stall when the janitor asks if anyone’s in the restroom. PGP.

Buying and immediately emptying out three-quarters of a hand soap dispenser right before your parents visit. PGP.

Passing out due to exhaustion right after work only to wake up in the middle of the night to start the cycle over again. PGP.

Overly enthusiastic work emails. PGP.

Coming back from a “dentist appointment” in a suit. PGP.