Recognizing other drivers on your daily morning commute. PGP.

Feeling obligated to eat the terrible candy your boss gave you for Christmas. PGP.

The office norm being to work through your lunch hour. PGP.

Wishing passing coworkers a “good morning” out of habit when it’s already past noon. PGP.

The awkward copy room shuffle. PGP.

Spending longer than you should re-wording emails so you don’t come off as harsh. PGP.

Saying, “Wait, let me hang up my shirt,” before hooking up with someone. PGP.

Drank too much coffee late in the day, almost shit my pants at the gym. PGP.

Being forced to change your password and typing in the old, incorrect one out of habit for the next 72 hours. PGP.

Little white cups are the new red Solo cups. PGP.

I have furniture on my Christmas wish list. PGP.

Someone burnt popcorn yesterday afternoon, and the office still smells like burnt popcorn. PGP.