The difference between drinking at a family event and showing up drunk to a family event. PGP.

Getting a short email that does a better job of explaining everything that was just talked about in a 2 hour meeting. PGP.

My puppy sniffing my crotch is the most action I have gotten in months. PGP.

Lying is like 95% of what I do. PGP.

Maxed out my credit card, but at least I got everybody’s presents. Right? PGP.

This site has been blocked by the network administrator. Block reason: Forbidden Category “Humor/Jokes.” PGP.

Saying, “Hey…how’s it going? Good” in unison with a person you pass in the hallway. PGP.

My girlfriend made me get a real Christmas tree. PGP.

Being brought to the verge of tears by a sticky spacebar. PGP.

My boss is a foodie that says “baller status” way too often. PGP.

Getting dressed up for a phone interview. PGP.

Accounting – It’s all the work without the sex appeal of finance. PGP.