Having meetings just to meet. PGP.

Googled “how to do formulas in Excel” at work to do my assignment. PGP.

Still getting used to explaining common sense solutions to my elders. PGP.

The sharp increase in the number of unattractive people at the gym the week after New Year’s. PGP.

The most exciting email I got all week was from Domino’s. PGP.

My full-time job is looking for a full-time job. PGP.

Having a contest with myself to see who can drink the most coffee at work today. I’m winning. PGP.

Finally trading in your backpack for a briefcase. PGP.

When your tights rip at work and you have to subtly throw them away in the bathroom stall. PGP.

Developing feelings for a Tinder match that you have never met. PGP.

Going to bed early because you’re bored. PGP.

My Facebook “Year in Review” made me want to kill myself. PGP.