I hate the guy who brings donuts every Friday. PGP.

My boss loves having personal conversations really loudly on the phone with his door open. All day, every day. PGP.

First in, last out, lowest paid. PGP.

Doing as little as you can as often as possible. PGP.

Constantly muting and un-muting music as people approach your desk. PGP.

Passive aggressive smiley faces at the end of emails. PGP.

When someone is a 10 on their Outlook Contact Card, but a 5 when you finally meet them. PGP.

Using more business cards to level out furniture than you actually give to clients. PGP.

Getting depressed watching Jeopardy as even answering one question correctly would improve your quality of life. PGP.

I told one coworker about the secret bathroom that I use for number two. Now everyone in the office uses it. It was the only place in the office that made me happy. PGP.

When professional licensing exams are significantly harder than the tests you took as an undergrad. PGP.

“Will using coupons on a date make me look cheap?” PGP.