Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

Being expected to work on vacation. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.

No one in my office cares about the Derby. I live and work in Kentucky. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

I post more on LinkedIn than I do to Facebook or Instagram. PGP.