“Can I write that off on my taxes?” PGP.

Early on the conference call. PGP.

Crop dusting the boss’ office on your way out. PGP.

Mastering the art of bullshitting a response to the infamous “What do you do for fun?” question because the real answer is “Anything that isn’t work related.” PGP.

“When’s our next paid holiday?” PGP.

Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.

Taking the stairs to avoid awkward elevator conversations. PGP.

Scoping out attractive drivers on your morning commute. PGP.

Praying there’s a hot secretary when you drop something off at another company’s office. PGP.

Being able to identify every employee in the office from the sound of their walk. PGP.

I just taught my boss how to indent in an email. PGP.

The fastest internet tab closer this side of the Mississippi. PGP.