The conference call leader forgetting to activate the call. PGP.

The woman who wears bracelets that clink every second of the day while typing on her keyboard. PGP.

The coffee in the break room tastes like lost hope. PGP.

Always looking like you’re concentrating really hard on something. PGP.

I received tires for my birthday. PGP.

When winking at the Starbucks barista while ordering a “tall blonde” is your most aggressive pickup line. PGP.

Let the “dirty forehead” Ash Wednesday jokes begin. PGP.

The coffee machine is broken for the third straight day. 12 people called in sick. PGP.

Being too hungover from Mardi Gras to take communion wine on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Attempting to give up social media for Lent. PGP.

Annual review brought a title change, increased work load and no raise. PGP.

I get 8 hours of sleep…occasionally on the weekend. PGP.