Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

One person is sick in the office. The dreaded countdown until it reaches my cubicle. #PGP

The guy on one side of my cube called the guy on the other…both jackasses are on speakerphone PGP.

Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

You know it’s going to be a long day when your phone dies before lunch. PGP.

Confirmation emails that you unsubscribed to an email list. PGP.

Just realized I’ve been carting around 6 pills of ecstasy at work all day #postgradproblems

Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.

Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.

I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.

Using a privacy screen to hide the work you’re definintely not doing.

Casually ignoring emails sent past 4:30 PM.