I’ll shoot you an email.

My cubicle is on the end of the row and has two walls. The rest of the office uses 8 square feet of my area as a shortcut.

My Tinder conversations always end up with me giving interview advice.

Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

My boss refers to my cube mate as “the company all star”.

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Forgetting to change XM to the classic rock station before heading to lunch with coworkers. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time my gas tank was full.

Last ten minutes before work is done and the boss is doing rounds. The email I have been typing to look busy reads: “akjgsa asdhasklfjh asflh;lkha skhjdihwokqh.” PGP.

Having horrible productivity in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning.

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP