Having sore hamstrings from hitting two singles in softball last night. PGP.

What the hell is that smell radiating from the break room? PGP.

The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

Maybe I should start tanning. PGP.

Going to a very distant family member’s funeral just to get out of work. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

Boss: “My sound isn’t working.” Me: “Did you check the mute button?” PGP.

Being told that a “messy bun” is not an appropriate work hairstyle. PGP.

Going from checking out the girls at the mall to checking out girls’ moms at the mall. PGP.

Putting things on your desk/walls so your boss won’t realize you’re planning to leave as soon as humanly possible. PGP.