Your boss passive-aggressively signing you up for a time management seminar. PGP.

Tindering your way through an entire staff meeting. PGP.

Using a sick day to hit the bar and watch The Masters. PGP.

1: “What’s your day looking like today?” 2: “Busy.” PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.

Being one horse shit assignment away from cracking your keyboard over your knee. PGP.

Raging boner in dress pants. PGP.

“401k” used to be where all the parties went down in our dorm. PGP.

LinkedIn is my online dating site. PGP.

“Next slide, please.” PGP.

Stirring your coffee with a pen. PGP.